July 31, 2024

Wouldn't you just hate it if the only way you could win is if you lied and cheated? What kind of a victory is that?

Take the Paris Olympics. Why would any athlete want an award from an event such as this? It's the same as getting an Academy Award from the kind of Hollywood that exists today.

The Olympic Committee, the French government, or whoever is in charge, are really bad at Olympic-stuff. Only today did they ponder the problem of a stinky, dirty Seine River and...

July 24, 2024

Now that Joe has bowed out of the campaign, the Harris-Biden-Pelosi-Schumer Administration has suggestions for what we all should do.

The Secret Service should tell Trump to stop doing outdoor rallies.

The Democrats who voted for Joe in the primary should sit down and shut up.

And we should all be as thrilled as Chuck Schumer is to back Kamala for president. Why he even announced her meteoric rise to the presidency with laughter in his voice.

It was yesterd...

July 17, 2024

We're told "Don't Worry, Be Happy," because the FBI and the head of the Secret Service will investigate the assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

Why don't we feel all warm and fuzzy about that? Well, for starters, the FBI are the folks who raided Mar-a-Lago, and later admitted they planted "Classified Documents" arrayed on the floor, supposedly left there by Trump.

They were the investigators who came two weeks after the attack on the consultate in Benghazi. To inv...

July 10, 2024

New York state chief judge Sol Wachtler famously said that a prosecutor could convince a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich.” Well, apparently the media can convince the voting public to “elect a ham sandwich.”
 
It looks like Kamala is the sandwich of the month. She’ll either replace Joe or be the candidate running for the Democrat Party come November.
 
Kamala isn’t that unique. She, like Hillary, is totally dislikeable. The only difference is that Kamala has the...

July 3, 2024

Rosie O'Donnell is still carrying a grudge against Donald Trump. Well, he did actually say she was fat. And even though she really is fat, it probably still hurt.

This week Rosie, whose talk show TV fans used to love, was anything but the way she used to be when we liked her. She interpreted the recent Supreme Court Immunity holding in a way that only a liberal could.

"Apparently a president is above the law, and he could hire anyone to kill anyone and be immune from...

June 26, 2024

It's interesting to note that it isn't just the cost of bacon that is making life uncomfortable today. 

Even though J.Lo is the total package: She sings, she dances, she's a terrific actress, and she's beautiful, people have decided a J.Lo concert isn’t a must have.

Lopez has announced that she is cancelling an upcoming concert. Her official statement as to why, was that she needed time with her children, family and friends, but we've heard that song before. 
 
R...

June 19, 2024

At least with the Mafia you knew what you were getting. And, believe or not, people in Mafia boss John Gotti's Howard Beach neighborhood loved him. Around a thousand of his supporters would gather around the courthouse during his various trials.

Teflon Dapper Don Gotti wore impeccable suits and sported daily haircuts. It was rumored that he kept a fresh suit available to change into during lunch breaks at his trials. 

There are so many similarities between Gotti and...

June 12, 2024

In a world where "Gee. There are so many terrible things," Hunter Biden's trial didn't really address how his bad behavior could have been even worse. His ex and his girlfriend both said they scoured his car and found crack and drug paraphenalis, and were frightened for their kids.

As well they should. But how about Hunter? He wasn't DWD, Drinking While Dialing. He was DWD. Drugging While Driving. He could have killed someone.

Lawyers never emphasized that. There was...

June 5, 2024

Joe not only holds the Guinness World Record for letting millions of illegal immigrants into our country, but he's also the guy who loves to put Non-Criminals in jail.

A lot of them are tangentially attached to Trump, Trump CEO Allen Weisselberg, former Trump Trade Adviser Peter Navarro, but some are not.

Some are just attached to God. Like Paulette Harlow. Harlow is a 75-year-old woman who was just sentenced to two years in jail for praying outside a late-term aborti...

May. 29, 2024

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hasn't been this weepy since she mixed the wrong Harvey Wallbanger for a customer, and forgot to add the Galliano L'Autetuico to what turned out to be just an ordinary Screwdriver. (I Googled the recipe. AOC wouldn't know how.)

She's fit to be tied, sputtering her distress when the constituents in her district, whom she ignores, eagerly embraced Donald Trump in a rally in her Bronx last week. She said he was bussing people in, taking money to pa...