November 22, 2023

You shouldn't only talk to God when you need a favor. Ask Jelly Roll.

By the same token, you shouldn't blame the Guy when things go wrong just because that's how you roll. 

But when did soccer player Megan Rapinoe ever thank anyone for anything? Especially not America. So did God have the last laugh? Probably not. He's not that kind of a Guy.

It was just Karma kicking in on November 11 when, in her final game, playing in the NWSL championship, she was injur...

November 15, 2023

With us watching as our country slowing circles the drain, the candidates running for president conducted a disappointing debate. Discussions that were halfway interesting centered around Nikki Haley's daughter's presence on TikTok, and Nikki's five inch heels.

It was like playtime at school recess.

Most of these people should never have run in the first place. Everybody hates Pence. Christie is pitiful and angry. DeSantis is a swell governor. Tim Scott is a swel...

November 8, 2023

Who doesn't start their day thinking, "I wonder what Susan Sarandon thinks about Israel?"

Probably the same people who think Mayor Pete works for the a living. But that wouldn't be Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

She and House Representatives just moved to reduce Transportation Secretary Buttigieg's salary to $1 as an amendment to the 2024 Transportation and Housing and Urban Development spending bill. 

"Pete Buttigieg doesn't do his job," Greene said. "It's all...

November 1, 2023

To look at Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris, you'd never know there was a war in the Middle East.

Harris is vice president of the United States. Newsom is the governor of California. Both places have lotsa' problems, but you wouldn't know it if you looked at the itineraries of these two beauties.

Newsom's in China and it's hard to watch clips of his visit. He's glad-handing President Xi and bending over backwards to be Xi's buddy.

His visit included a wide-eyed...

October 25 2023

What does courage look like? Well, it's not Teddy Kennedy. Or Joe Biden.

And it's not Trump lawyers who can't take the heat, Jenna Ellis and Sydney Powell.

I know. People say these two would have been fiancially destroyed by Georgia prosecutors. That they'd lose their law licenses.

But Rudy would not surrender. They destroyed him financially and took away his law license. What's the difference? Courage.

While Trump stands strong, both women agreed to writ...

October 18, 2023

Babies are beheaded in Israel, and Palestinians are called "victims."

And why should we question it? The best minds in our colleges say there were no babies killed, and demand photo proof of the mutilated bodies to convince them otherwise.

I think a good class trip for the college students protesting the wrongs being committed against Palestinians would be to go to Israel. Tomorrow.

After all, these Creme de la Creme college students never had to crawl throu...

October 11, 2023

The missiles flying over Israel should have "Let's Go, Brandon" printed on them. Because it's all Joe's fault.

Joe is weak. He's stupid. Bill O'Reilly said you can't blame him for that. He's always been weak and stupid, O'Reilly says.

And it's pretty amazing what a weak man can do, in a relatively short amount of time.

By not having much in the way of ability. Or interest. Joe has managed to put us in danger of the same violence we see unfolding in Israel.
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October 4, 2023

When Martha Stewart isn't hanging out with Snoop Dogg, or finding a new way to turn a buck, from Sketcher ads, to a new line of Martha Stewart cookware, home-delivered meals or a new wine, she's hawking Covid vaccines. Sponsored by Pfizer...

Yes, she is. And she's as enthusiastic doing it as she was when she dressed up in a bathing suit at age 81 to be featured on a Sports Illustrated cover.

Martha didn't go into chapter and verse on the side effects that have been...

September 27, 2023

In the movies they used to call them gun molls. In Congress, they call them the wives of John Fetterman and Joe Biden while these men fleece our government and us.

There is nothing under the sun that will make these gals give up the limelight. They will stand by their men because they like the perks.

Fetterman and Joe are sick, sick men. Fetterman looks like he belongs on the basketball court of a hospital. And Joe is now wearing running shoes instead of dress s...

September 20, 2023

Kamala is worried. No, not about the border, although that was one of the jobs with which she has been tasked.

No, she's worried about Climate Anxiety. And she said as much Monday on her "Fight for Our Freedoms" college tour. 

The Climate is a threat, Kamala says. It's "the fear of the future and the unknown," she explained, "that makes you wonder whether it makes sense for you (your kids), to even think about having children...or aspiring to buy a home because...