January 21, 2026
When you think about it, aren't you glad you're not Don Lemon? The man was always a little nutty, but now that CNN fired him, he's much worse. This is a guy who loves to be noticed. He can't help telling you, and telling you that he's gay. We know, Don. We know. And we don't care. But apparently he does, or he wouldn't keep mentioning it.
He's not comfortable in his skin. So neither are we. This week he invaded a church in St. Paul, thinking he would be famous like the other guys, Nick Sortor, and Nick Shirley, who did good investigative coverage in Minnesota.
Lemon said "as a journalist," but we're not buying it. And neither did Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon. He "interviewed" one very calm, reasonable man who stated everything that Don Lemon objects to. Facts. And Don did. Object. He didn't interview. He doesn't know how.
Bottom lining it, for what he did, Lemon could be up on charges. The First Amendment doesn't just protect speech, Don. It protects the right to worship, without you joining a bunch of anarchists who hate this country, to protest ICE agents doing their job. And he even brought donuts and coffee. Starbucks!
Hang tough.