March 25, 2026
Former FBI Director and Special Counsel for the Department of Justice Russian Collusion investigation, Robert Mueller has died. President Trump tweeted, "Robert Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
Predictably those on the Left were shocked and angry. "How dare he!' They said with indignation. "Robert Mueller was a decorated Marine Corps officer! He served in Vietnam," they insisted. What they didn't say was, "Yeah. He did all that. But he also compromised his own reputation by agreeing to head up the Department of Justice's investigation into possible Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential Election. Russia, Russia, Russia.
Mueller agreed to be Special Counsel while he and his team knew his mind was gone. He couldn't respond to questions about his report on what he had investigated. But Trump was supposed to forgive and forget. "Thoughts and prayers," kind of stuff.
But how about Barack Obama? How about the political rant he gave at Jesse Jackson's funeral? Not a peep about his irresponsible, disrespectful performance. Except from Jackson's son. "Yesterday I listened to several hours to three U.S. presidents who do not know Jesse Jackson." Want to know who Jesse Jackson liked? You guessed it. Donald Trump.
Hang tough.