"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." George Carlin
July 27, 2016
By: Linda Case Gibbons
Little Prince George has a tougher time with the press than Hillary.
This week the British tabloids jumped all over him, indignantly accusing him of "Animal Cruelty" just because of a photo. It showed the little guy offering to share his ice cream cone with his doggie.
It was a heck of a way to end his third birthday party. And even the Queen couldn't do a thing about it.
Hillary is luckier. She has Bill.
When he's awake, there's no one who can beat Slick Willy.
If a typical "Clinton Sticky Situation" crops up, and threatens the Clinton's politics and cash flow, Bill is Johnny-on-the-spot cleaning up the mess.
Last week he had to haul out his Arkansas strong arm tactics and do what he has done in the past: Make some people offers they couldn't refuse.
And before you could say "Bob's your uncle," suddenly no more FBI e-mail investigation! Hillary was in the clear!
Ba da bing, ba da boom! Suddenly no indictment by the Department of Justice! Hillary was in the clear! And off she flew on Air Force One with Obama to claim her coronation.
If only Little Prince Charming could make his tiny scandal go away as easily as the liberal media and Bill make it happen for Hillary.
His Royal Cuteness could do what the Clintons do. He could make his doggie, Lupo, "disappear," the way people who come within ten feet of the Clintons have a way of disappearing. When things start to go south, these unfortunate people are history, while the Clintons emerge untouched.
Like Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
George could have fired his dog, the way Hillary fired Wasserman Schultz without a backward glance. Debbie was history.
And why not? The hacked DNC e-mails made Hillary look bad. After all, they were full of racial slurs and plots to sideline Bernie, so the Clinton Machine and its media buddies made Debbie the news, blamed her, and the Russians, successfully diverting attention away from the content of the salacious e-mails.
Bonnie Prince George could have blamed someone else, like Margaret Thatcher. Obama and Hillary blame that other George, George Bush, all the time, and have done so for nearly eight years, even though they know it's their own darn fault.
But George wouldn't do that. He's a loyal royal and he loves his doggie.
The youngster who looked so cute in his white terry bathrobe, when greeting the Obamas in his nursery, would never pass the buck that way.
No, the little prince faced the music like the upstanding toddler that he is, something Bill and Hillary never do. The way Obama never does.
Our leaders could take a lesson from this potential head of state on how it all should be done.
To be fair, George striding confidently in his t-strap sandals, with adorable head phones on his head, provides a more attractive story than rehashing Hillary's many scandals, and her nasty habit of pathologically "mis-speaking." Not to mention, she lacks George's style.
Recently she admitted not remembering what she said to parents of the men murdered in Benghazi, but their parents did. One of them having recorded her comments in his notebook, as she lied to him over his son's coffin.
Not a good situation.
So why is she being allowed to run for president? It's a puzzle. Obama thinks Donald Trump is unfit and didn't mind saying so, once again, when out of the country, dumping and apologizing.
That's so funny! We think he's unfit to be president. And Hillary is just Obama in a pants suit.
While George is moving right along, as a responsible young lad, reportedly learning his letters and doing well in pre-school, the woman who would be president wasn't able to pass the D.C. bar exam, and has had some serious trouble with her letters, most notably, C-O-N-F-I-D-E-N-T-I-A-L.
Alas, the press has been unkind to our favorite prince, and has given Hillary a pass, as usual. But even with a pass, the American people don't think a felon should be running for president.
Hold the line, America.