April 6, 2022

No matter what you say, Fox Lives Matter.

It was the unfortunate experience of a wild fox to have to bite a California Democrat Congressman this week.

Allegedly. 

He was promptly put into a cage. Or, more correctly, "a fox" was put into a cage, without benefit of a lineup, without Rep. Ami Bera present to identify if he was the correct culprit.

At press time, the fox's Twitter privileges have been revoked, but, luckily for his family, in accordance with current Social Justice standards, he was released without bail.

Hang tough.