June 21, 2023

They're like The Dolly Sisters, the Hungarian-American identical twin dancers and singers popular in vaudeville in the 1910s.

Joe Biden and John Fetterman. Appearing together in a press conference on Saturday to tour the collapsed I-95 roadway, Fetterman made Joe sound like a silver-tongued devil.

"The president is here to commit to work with the governor and the 'delegadation', to make sure that we get this fixed quick, fast, as well, too," Fetterman said, looking, someone said, like he was ready for a game of hoops, resplendent in a new hoody and shorts.

"This is a president that is committed to 'infructure', yeah, and then on top of that the jewel kind of a law of the 'infration'," Fetterman continued.

It was Greek to me, but apparently not to Joe. All the while Fetterman spoke, Joe nodded sagely. It all made perfect sense to him. The two are like our own Dolly Sisters.

Hang tough.